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Bob Ryan Would Like You To Know That His Face Is Fine, Thanks For Asking
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Jay Cutler's First Stop On The "Who Wants Me?" Tour — UFC Fight Night
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Boston Guys: This Woman Could Be Your Wife One Day
There's something so calming about this dimwitted lady's Sisyphean trudge up the down-side of the escalator, undeterred by science, or the thousands of annoyed Bruins fans in her path....

Hasheem Thabeet Would Like You To Know He Failed A Drug Test
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Jason Campbell, Ryan Zimmerman Star In "Chillin' N' Mackin'"
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Will James Donaldson Become America's Tallest Mayor?
Next to the Space Needle he's the city's tallest landmark, so why not James Donaldson for mayor of Seattle? And he says that his first order of business will be ... bringing back the SuperSonics....

Blake Griffin Shows Off His Extra Long Fingers
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Your Network For Cheerleader Crotch
CBS, proving again that they will leave no angle uncovered in the NCAA Tournament. As Andre the Giant said in Princess Bride, "Hello pretty lady."...

Jose Lima Returns For Another Go Around
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Everyone Should Wear A Suit When They're On The Cover Of A Hot Links Package
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Loyal Fandom, Taunting Or Performance Art?
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Michigan State Women Take Advantage Of Crazy Tournament Format
The NCAA women play most of their first- and second-round tournament games at on-campus sites, which sometimes results in "quirky" scheduling—like say, a 9-seed getting to play two games on their home floor....

You Know It's Officially Spring Time When Sal Fasano's Mustache Is In Full Bloom
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And Now A Story About Heroes, Presented Here In Various Sizes
If you're just now learning of this story, I'll guess that there's something caught in your eye; just like there was with me when I first read it. Dang grass pollen allergy season....

I'll Just Drift With The Current For Awhile. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
In the most foolhardy boating stunt since the canoe scene in Last of the Mohicans, a guy named Pedro drops a world record 127 feet over a waterfall in a kayak in Brazil. [Daily Mail]...

The Few. The Proud. The Lingerie'd.
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I'm Sure This Won't Annoy Curt Schilling One Bit
You're Curt Schilling. 23 years of your life was spent devoted to baseball, priding yourself on playing it the RIGHT way...only to have ESPN put a picture of Jose Canseco next to your farewell quote....

Who Knew Wrestling Could Be So Violent?
Iowa won the Division I wrestling championship yesterday, but not without a little drama, a little disappointment, and a little controversy. Oh, and a porn star....

Roy Williams Doesn't Like It When Cheerleaders Cry
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You Know It Is Spring When the Birds Have Returned
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