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Which Team Has Best Odds Of Landing T.O.? (Update)
Much freewheeling speculation on the Interwebs today about where Terrell Owens will end up, but if you want to put your money where your mouth is, one site is actually booking odds....

Hockey Games Bring Out The Drunk Muppets
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Cynthia Rodriguez Seems To Have Her Hands Full
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What Exactly Is Being Measured Here?
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Eddie Hightower Finds The Nexus Of The Universe In Champaign
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This Is Why You Go To Florida For Spring Training
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Kurt Warner And Tim Tebow Finally Hook Up
What's more shocking — that Rick Reilly has never met Dave Barry or that Kurt Warner had never spoken to Tim Tebow? Well, at least, one of these duos have finally made a connection....

The Audacity Of Gulp: President Obama Enjoys A Frosty Beverage At Wizards Game
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Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
It's time for Waxing Off, the Deadspin feature that will go topless if you throw it beads. This Friday's topic: Sports pranks....

Chad Gaudin Is The Amish Rifle
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Meet Supa Saint: "The World's Most Deranged Saints Fan"
When you’re talking about a fan base that voluntary roots for the New Orleans Saints, “derangement” is definitely on a sliding scale—but I don’t think any fan could ever hold a candle to Supa Saint....

Spike Lee Will Help Out On Double-Teams Whenever He Can
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This Just In: Notre Dame Still On Bubble Despite Several Losses
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Should God Be Allowed In The High School Locker Room? (Not Until I Find My Pants)
East Brunswick High football coach Marcus Borden has a big problem, and it has nothing to do with his team's uniforms (although it should). Welcome to the nation's least-controversial subject: Prayer in school....

Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned
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CC Sabathia Smuggles Small Child Into Spring Training
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Brother, Can You Spare A Dime...For Johnny Damon Or Xavier Nady?
So, you hear about that Stanford guy (no, not that one) who stole all the money that Bernie Madoff missed? Well, Johnny Damon and Xavier Nady's assets have been frozen while the Feds investigate....

This Man Is An Elite Athlete
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So TV Writers Do Have A Sense of Humor
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Bobcats Overcome Confusing Sign To Beat Pacers
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