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The Iron Sheik: Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Proves "He Have Grasshopper Dick"

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When our old pal A.J. Daulerio got his hairy palms on this here Hulk Hogan sex tape, we were absolutely certain it would catch the attention of the Iron Sheik, occasional Deadspin contributor/Greatest Iranian of All-Time.

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And sure enough, here's Sheiky's booth review, sent along by his manager:

Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls.

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[Gawker]

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