The Manny Wigs Are Here; Get 'Em While They Last

Now available at the Dodgers Pro Shop, finally; Manny Ramirez dreadlock wigs. The Dodgers were quite crafty with the release of this item; they're here just in time for back-to-school shopping. Backpack? Check. Binder? Check. Manny wig? Si! If the team wants to have any hope of outbidding the Yankees for Manny's free agent services next season, they had better sell a ton of these. And while they're now available at the ballpark, I don't see them online. Get with it, Dodgers. So what would have happened if Manny had cut his hair like Joe Torre had asked? We'd be seeing Jeff Kent wigs*, I suppose. Manny celebrated his replica follicle memorabilia by slamming a two-run homer in LA's 7-5 win over the Brewers on Sunday. Andre Ethier's walkoff homer in the ninth — his second homer of the game — pulled the Dodgers back into a first-place tie with Arizona in the West. * = Do not want. Now You, Too, Can Look As Ridiculous As Manny Ramirez [The Fightins]