This Bit of Hard Knocks Fan Fiction Includes A Talking Mustachioed Butt

Ines Sainz. Football. Ass. On-field chaos. The sexy. The unsexy. Yep, this Tauntr video essentially captures most of the overarching themes of today's posts.

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