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This Week In Unintentional-Dong Submissions

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It was a good week for unintentional-dong submissions. There were more that didn't make the cut than those that did. The limbo-stick has been lowered, and the world's the better place because of it.

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This first submission comes from dongster Todd B. who "took this picture at a Foster's Freeze in Los Angeles last summer. Very Dong-like."

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Henry saw Dickey's dongiest mushroom dong post, but argued that "it didn't even have a nutsack. ... I decided I needed to forward you this to teach you a lesson about superlatives." Henry continued:

from last christmas, at my parents, on the floor of my sister's room, i give you sock dong, and also sock balls. i couldn't believe it when i saw it. for one moment i believed in jesus, and i yelled so loud my wife thought i was, i don't know, what the fuck do wives think?
anyway, it's got a fucking nutsack and a vein. eat it, mushroom.

It's a stellar dong-sock photo, Henry. There's no arguing that. But why bring Jesus into it? Did He even have a dong?

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Kevin P. presents "Dessert Dong at The Sunburnt Calf in New York City."

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"Since you just ran a nature dong shot, here's a phallic palm tree I spotted in Costa Rica." — Drew B.

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Royce Y. presents this Cancun-cave dong to the ground-level-and-higher world.

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DJP: "Found this 'dong tree' out on the Fort Cherry Golf Course just outside of Pittsburgh.

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MoChampagneMistahFotay was clearly captivated by this "beautiful Seattle sunset dong."

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Boyd interpreted this Golden Tee frame as "deep in bush" dong.

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And finally, just last night, Kevin W. started a whole new category: "Today In Dong Shadow."

Keep up the keen observations, dongsters. If yours didn't make the cut, try try again.

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