Today In Oddjack

What you're missing over at Oddjack, the site for both the discerning speculator and the degenerate gambler ... • Bill Simmons has a sure thing. Why do we hear that and immediately think of Michael Keaton in Night Shift? • If you're thinking about going against the Bears this week, Kyle Orton would like to have a word with you. • Ack! ESPN's Scott Engel! Only Godzilla can save us now!