USMNT Win 2-0 Despite El Salvador's Biting And Nipple-Tweaking

The USMNT cruised to a 2-0 victory in tonight’s CONCACAF Gold Cup quarterfinal despite the fact that El Salvador repeatedly treated players like you might have treated your little brother.

Most egregiously, there was Henry Romero biting Jozy Altidore on the shoulder before giving him a purple nurple, as seen above. Here’s an alternate angle of that:

There was also this incident between Darwin Ceren and Omar Gonzalez, with some biting action visible on the far left side of the screen:

Altidore, for his part, made his displeasure clear after the game: