Week In Deadspin: By The Time The Super Bowl Gets Here, We'll Have Forgotten Who Is Playing

• Our new friends, Andre Rison and Kordell Stewart. • Major League Baseball hates you. • Ugh, Bruce Pearl. • Hee hee, nose picking. • How will we survive without Bill Parcells' manboobs? • REPORTERS TAKE NOTE: Your guide to the Colts and the Bears. • Welcome to The Negro Bowl. • Peyton Manning is suddenly a different guy. • The Sean Salisbury audio says one thing, and he says many other things. • The brave souls who tracked Dick Vitale. • Ron Mexico, vindicated! (Kind of, not really.) • David Hirshey, on the scene for a big Arsenal moment. • WHO WANTS TO VOTE MUTOMBO?

All righty; enjoy an NFL-free weekend with The Mighty MJD. We'll be back on Monday with all kinds of Super Bowl goodness; by then, Mr. Daulerio will be in Miami, and who the hell knows what will come out of that. So rest up, kids. See you then.