Week in Deadspin: Time For BoSox And Yanks To PARTY!

• The season couldn't end fast enough for Keith Foulke, swordsman! • It's Ozzie Guillen's playoffs, and we're all just squirrels trying to get nuts. Or something like that. • The Yankees were eliminated, and the entire online world did cartwheels. Fortunately, Yankees fans can spell. • "ESPN Hollywood" made us lose our minds there for a bit. • Yar, thar be Vikings on that yonder boat! • There's another Sports Guy. His name is Brent. He's glad to meet you. Say hi. • It's a Reggie Miller corn maze. We cannot overemphasize how happy this made us. • Joe Paterno is all over the lesbian action. • Paul Tagliabue loves his live gay son. • Ladies and gentlemen ... Mr. Doug Eddings!

Enjoy the weekend, everyone. And, of course ... Go. Cardinals.