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When Life Gave An Elderly Pervert A Lemonade Stand, He "Repeatedly Rubbed His Breast And Groin"

Sweet Christ, did a 79-year-old convicted sex offender from Somers Point, NJ really approach a lemonade stand across the street from the police station and get all self-grabby in front of three young girls, none of whom were older than 14?

Yes. Yes he (allegedly) did.

"(Alan Easterby) purchased lemonade from the girls. And while drinking the lemonade he began rubbing his breast and crotch areas repeatedly," Capt. Michael Boyd said. "A neighbor was approaching the area, the male jumped into his truck and sped away." ...

"The neighbors and the juveniles gave a good description of him and that he has a belt buckle with the name "Alan" on it. And neighbors in the area knew there was a Megan's Law offender by that name who lived nearby," Boyd said. "We also got a partial tag, which matched the blue pick-up truck that (Easterby) was driving."


Elderly man with multiple Megan's Law convictions accused of sexually assaulting girls running a lemonade stand in Somers Point [Press of Atlantic City]

Somers Point sex offender, 79, charged after lemonade stand incident [Star-Ledger]


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