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Zack And Shiancoe Make A Porno

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You realize of course that this was inevitable: A Canoga Park, Calif., adult studio has made an "exclusive performance offer" to Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe, and already has a specific film project in mind.

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To which I say, what took you so long, California porn industry? (Warning: We not only caution that any links here may be NSFW, but we would recommend spraying down your computer with Lysol).

No word on the offer yet by Shiancoe, the Viking was seen towel-less during post-game Fox TV coverage of their game with the Lions on Sunday. The ensuing media storm soon drew attention from Black Ice, an adult entertainment studio.

"From what we've seen, there is definitely a career for Visanthe in the adult industry, if he'd like one," said Black Ice general manager Tony Santoro. "We would welcome an opportunity to align ourselves with a world-class athlete of Viante's stature."

Black Ice publicist Scott Stein said the company is unaware of any morals clause in Shiancoe's contract that would prevent him from accepting a contract with the makers of Bubble Butt Barbecue 2.

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Warning to Mr. Shiancoe: Read the script before signing anything. I saw the first Bubble Butt Barbecue and it failed to live up to the hype. The writing was weak and I was never interested, although the part of the chef was played with gusto by Shorty Mac, and there was a delightful cameo role by Neil Rackers.

Black Ice Courts NFL Player In PR Stunt [AVN]

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