Bill Simmons Translator: Bill Swoons, Fawns
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One Most Improved Player award later, we were sitting at the Cheesecake Factory in West Hollywood.
Translation: Yep. When I dine with NBA players, I take them to the Cheesecake Factory.
"You sure you want to leave this?" I asked, waving a hand at the blue sky and the gorgeous women. "You could be freezing your butt off in Cleveland or Milwaukee next year."
Translation: Guys! I'm TOTALLY TALKING TO AN NBA PLAYER! About women!
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