• Texans fire offensive coordinator Chris Palmer. Yeah, that'll turn the tide.* [KSPN
• K State RB Thomas Clayton knocks over a couple of guys and speeds to daylight — in a car. [Tony's Kansas City]
• Ronaldinho selected world player of the year. There'll be dancing in the streets of Rio tonight! Um, just like every night, actually. [Reuters]
• Boxer Leavander Johnson still critical with brain injury sustained in weekend bout. [About.com]
• The White Sox are collapsing. It's weird how no one cares. [Flak]
* May be sarcasm.