Leftovers: Don't Mess With Texas

• Texans fire offensive coordinator Chris Palmer. Yeah, that'll turn the tide.* [ KSPN • K State RB Thomas Clayton knocks over a couple of guys and speeds to daylight — in a car. [ Tony's Kansas City] • Ronaldinho selected world player of the year. There'll be dancing in the streets of Rio tonight! Um, just like every night, actually. [ Reuters] • Boxer Leavander Johnson still critical with brain injury sustained in weekend bout. [ About.com] • The White Sox are collapsing. It's weird how no one cares. [ Flak] * May be sarcasm.