Well, the Chicago Bulls finally solved their Eddy Curry problem the way NBA executives like to solve problems: Trade him to the Knicks! Isiah Thomas will always take in your tired, your poor, your congenital heart defected. The Bulls receive wide-butt Michael Sweetney, occasional malcontent Tim Thomas, frequent cause of Davis-related confusion Antonio Davis and a draft pick.

The Knicks are not expected to require Curry take the oft-debated DNA test, though since the deal hasn't officially been announced yet, no one knows for sure. Since they're the Knicks, they've already offered him a six-year, $40 million deal. Hope the ticker hangs in.

Bulls Trade Curry To Knicks [Blog-A-Bull]
The Eddy Curry Problem [Deadspin]

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