Mark Blount Shocks Us Again

You thought you knew Celtics roster filler Mark Blount. You thought he was just the portly guy who played just hard enough to get an ill-advised free agent contract, and then spent the rest of his time inhaling Cheetos. But nope. Turns out, according to our friends at YAYSports!, Blount is the type of guy who gets shot up with steroids by people who have affiliations with Italian crime families. Oh, and the type of guy who (no!) cheats on his SATs.

From the Boston Herald

A former coach of Blount stated in a Manhattan federal courtroom that he arranged to have someone take Blount's SAT and that he had injected the Celtics center with steroids when he needed to put some bulk on his skinny frame.

You know, you think you know a guy ...

Blount Called Out In NYC Court [Boston Herald] (via YAYSports!)