To Watch Tonight

What to watch while stuck in the bathroom ...
• College FB: Rutgers at Louisville. That's Lou-ville. Card-nils. [ESPN2]
• PGA: HSBC Champions, third round, at Shanghai. Hope Tiger doesn't run into these guys. [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: L.A. Lakers at Philadelphia, Detroit at Portland. Honey, do we have enough nacho cheese for two games? [ESPN]