Vote: Which Is The Best Portis Alter Ego?

For those of you who haven't been paying attention to the gradual, meticulous mental breakdown of Clinton Portis, the Redskins running back has been dressing up as a new "character" — and, Method-like, staying in character during interviews — for each media conference every Thursday. (It is to Portis' credit that he's not only playing up the characters on his Web site, he — or more accurately, whatever poor sap he's paying three bucks an hour to update his site — is actually linking to our coverage of him.)

As we await this Thursday's Thanksgiving-themed fractioning of Portis' rapidly splintering superego, we ask you, kind reader: Which split personality of Portis' do you like the best? We present you the four candidates so far. (All photos from NBC-4, your source for all Clinton Portis costume news.) Careful: This is not like predicting who would win in a fight between Mark Cuban and Bill Simmons: In this contest, there are no wrong answers. Frankly, they're all winners. But you still gotta pick one. Polls will be open until 5 p.m. ET tomorrow. Enjoy.

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