Why Your Hometown Columnist Sucks: Peter VecseyLeitch2/28/06 2:00pmFiled to: Hometown ColumnistsPeter Vecsey0EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThis image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here. Forgive the analogy, but it occurred to us that a Peter Vecsey column is a lot like going hunting with Dick Cheney. If you're loud and obnoxious enough to scare the little critters out of hiding and keep loudly blasting away, you're bound to hit something eventually. And those innocent people who get in the way and take a little bird shot to the face? Collateral damage. Unfortunate, but that's journalism — at least at the New York Post, anyway. More after the vital statistics. Name: Peter Vecsey. Writes For: New York Post. Attended: Archbishop Molloy High, '61 (Stanners). Famous Archbishop Malloy alumns: Brian Winters, Kenny Smith, David Caruso ('74), Tom Westman (winner, Survivor Palau). Most often seen on: NBATV. Nicknames: Peter Vasectomy; Peter Cotton Tale; Gangsta. Family: Laura Vescey, niece (columnist, Baltimore Sun); George Vescey, brother (columnist, New York Times). Grooming trivia: Reportedly owns several toupees which he tends like pet rabbits. Binkie: Cotton Fitzsimmons. Most resembles: Former head of Russian presidential staff Alexander Voloshin. Famously feuded with: Mark Cuban.