Real Men Have Rubber Balls

Just saw this over on Dave Barry's blog and had to share. From CNN:

A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking down a 16-year-old boy and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.

Our thoughts go in several directions:

• We're pretty sure this also happened in a deleted scene on the Napoleon Dynamite DVD.
• "No one makes me bleed my own blood!"
• When the cameras are off, we can totally imagine Bobby Knight doing the exact same thing.
• "Authorities said the teen missed Boudreaux with one throw but then knocked the youth minister's glasses off with the next." Ha.
• Sign out front reads: "Life Kicking You In The Groin? Let The Church Help."

Dodgeball Assault [CNN]