Week In Deadspin: The Many Names Of Jay Mariotti

• The Mets, on the whole, are fairly tame partiers.
Hockey ended.
• Mickey Mantle, charmer.
• David Hirshey was consistently awesome all week.
• Was that really YWML on "TRL? Yipes ... it really was.
• Michael Doleac, NBA champion.
• You might have noticed this, but we did a lot of World Cup live blogging. We still haven't figured out if "live-blogging" is hyphenated, though.
• Michael Strahan is not gay. Jay Mariotti would be so much cooler if he were.
• Someday, we're going to have a comment thread with bigger numbers than ESPN Mobile subscribers.
• Yeah! Isiah!
USA Soccer rules!
• The government should be more careful with its PDFs.
• We had pictures of Mark Cuban relaxing, and he — in a most civilized, polite fashion, probably more than we deserved — informed us that, like Biz Markie, she's just a friend.

That'll do it for us. Enjoy all the Round of 16 World Cup action — along with various other more hands-oriented events this weekend — with The Mighty MJD, and remember to grab your July 3 RFK tickets. We'll see you Monday.