Today, friends, could be the final chapter in The Most Amazing Story Of Our Time: Mike Cooper himself is due to be sentenced today, at 1:30 p.m. ET, in Berea Municipal Court.

Cooper pled No Contest in June to indecent exposure charges, a week and a half after pleading Not Guilty. Today, he finds out his fate. The son of a combat vet, Cooper has struggled with this filthy addiction before, and observers and friends just hope he and his victims no longer have to suffer.

It all ends today, folks. At 1:30 p.m. The reckoning. Keep an eye outside the courthouse; you know who's out there, mustache and cameraman by his side.

The Most Brilliant Thing You'll See All Day [Deadspin]
Mike Cooper Case Summary [Berea Municipal Court]

(Note to "Jimbo" in the comments: You're three minutes away from the courthouse? What are you doing at work? Go, son!)

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