Hope Your Mustaches Are All Grown

So, hey, if you happen to be in the Dunedin, Fla. area tonight, it's the first of those big fun Dunedin Blue Jays promotions inspired by this here Web site. Tonight's festivities: Carl Monday Mustache Night. It's becoming increasingly easy to get in for a reduced $3 admission.

The following fans will recieve a general admission ticket for just $3.

All fans named "Carl" or any form of "Carl" (including Karl, Carla, Carlo, Carlos, etc).
Fans that have any part of their name that happens to also be a day of the week (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc.
Fans with mustaches, fake mustaches, or drawn on mustaches (no beards)
Fans wearing an Ohio State shirt/sweathsirt.
If a fan fits all four descriptions, they will recieve a general admission ticket for free.

In addition, it's also Ernie Whitt Night at the ballpark. If anybody makes it out there, we obviously would love a photographic record. And just three more days until YWML Thursday. Active week.

Carl Monday Mustache Night [Dunedin Blue Jays]
It's Carl Monday Night At The Ballpark [Deadspin]

(By the way, we've been informed that we are to tell you that YWML T-shirts are 20 percent off this week. So you know.)

(UPDATE: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. The game was rained out. Mustache Monday is now Mustache Tuesday; the doubleheader starts at 5 p.m.)

(SECOND UPDATE: We're told the 20 percent off promotion was for Monday only. Our fault: Sorry.)