We really don't know how to say this so we're just going to say it: The Syracuse Crunch of the American Hockey League is offering any woman who shaves her head a free ticket to their game on Saturday against the Manitoba Moose. (Terrorists throw down their weapons in disgust, give up).
It's all due to Ms. Britney Spears, of course, who recently shaved her head and promptly entered rehab. The Crunch front office, never one to pass up a good thing, immediately offered Spears "an all-expenses paid trip to Syracuse" to watch as many AHL games as she pleases in "a stress-free environment." We suggested Royals season tickets, but haven't heard back.
This isn't the first time Ms. Spears has been involved in a minor league promotion, by the way.