• Elijah Dukes is gonna sit for a while. [Rays Index]
• Greg Oden likes the jorts. [The Fan's Attic]
• Who would win this sumo fight? [Home Run Derby]
• Man, high school sports are corrupt too? Now we've seen everything. [The Sports Oasis]
• Does LeBron James love genocide? [Think Progress]
• John Kruk, talkin'. [Philadelphia Magazine]