Take A Break, Elijah

• Elijah Dukes is gonna sit for a while. [ Rays Index] • Greg Oden likes the jorts. [ The Fan's Attic] • Who would win this sumo fight? [ Home Run Derby] • Man, high school sports are corrupt too? Now we've seen everything. [ The Sports Oasis] • Does LeBron James love genocide? [ Think Progress] • John Kruk, talkin'. [ Philadelphia Magazine]