If you are reading this, Dan Patrick, let's clear the air on this interview nonsense right away. To put it bluntly, last year you snubbed me. You were the only player at the Lake Tahoe American Century Golf Championship to do so — I even talked with Mike Schmidt. Mike freakin' Schimdt.
So as you know, this year's event begins on Thursday, and I'll be there once again. And so will you; and for once you'll actually have something substantial to talk about. So let's agree to meet on the practice tees on Thursday, say, 10-ish? I'll bring the notepad, you bring the dry wit. Then we can finally put this ugly incident behind us.
Unless of course Lucas Black happens to show up then.