Najeh Davenport New Dump Truck For Steelers

The Steelers might have won last night — a loss would have been devastating to their hopes f staving off the Browns — but they lost running back Willie Parker for the rest of the year with a broken leg. (Good thing nobody plays fantasy football in Week 17.) And now only one man can save them: The Hamper Shitter.

Yes, at long last, Najeh Davenport, the hamper shitter, has a starting role for a contending NFL team. We've been waiting for this day for a while. Let the jokes reign free. Our personal favorite is that Davenport will "fill Parker's shoes." We are quite certain that he will.

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