Didn't that guy on the far right used to play for the Bears?

Yes, yes, yes (damnit that's a fine suit), yes, yes, good god.

ay, thanks Unsilent.

Gil can do better than that.

Fuck yes, hell yes, pimp, definitely yes, uh huh yes, good lord yes.

Do we have a shot of those beautiful ladies from the back UM? For... research.

Are those parachute straps with buckles?

@Candygram:
Well they are holding a body from falling down

Yes, yikes, someone take him shopping for a real suit, hell yes, uhh no, and yikes.

I'm picky. What?

The second one in is rocking (!) a killer pair of pantyhose--I wonder why?

@I Party With Smoot: So we agree the nappy-haired young lady on the left is the winner?

It's a beautiful white tux, and they were just some of the hired help for the red carpet.

That is a god-awful suit.

UM, did you wear a collard shirt?

In other NFL news (per Chris M)
Cameron, fired as the coach of the Dolphins on Thursday, will be in demand as an offensive coordinator for at least two teams -- the St. Louis Rams and the San Francisco 49ers -- team and league sources told ESPN's Chris Mortensen.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: throwbacks don't have collars

@Brazil Thrill: I don't know Imus. The one directly to his left is my winner, I think.

Ill-timed herpes break out?@Fawn Liebowitz:

Ill-timed herpes break out?

Wiz 108, Sonics 86. Happy birthday.

@Candygram: Hello? [Hello?]

Echo? [Echo?]

*calls psychiatrist for next available appointment*

@Lisa: ESPN's Chris Mortensen Reports That ESPN's Chris Mortensen...

@Candygram: From what I've heard, I dont think you want to be bound up in tight clothes if that hits

Lets ask Paris Hilton

@I Party With Smoot: I don't know, I'm a sucker for pretty faces and slender, tall frames. And that hair.

@nationalcoholic:
Yep, you got the gist/joke.

Seriously, who's announcing the Titans game and what's the weather like (I'm too lazy to go in the other room to see the pregame)

@Fawn Liebowitz:
Or Britney's new agent, Dr. PHIL

@Lisa: Nantz/Simms, weather is clear.

@nationalcoholic: I'm going to murder you. I was fucking taping that game!

@Brazil Thrill: Dated 2 girls with that hair.

Much like the hair, those girls don't hold back.

note to fbi: i'm not gonna kill him, i'm just gonna rough him up a bit.

@Brazil Thrill:
Thanks. Guess Joe Buck couldn't get the time machine/traveler to make it to CA. Darn.

CBS better give me my 1998 cameras back after the game.

@I Party With Smoot: Ha, same here. And I would do it again in a heartbeat.

@Lisa: Good thing he doesn't work for CBS, otherwise they would probably try to jet him to San Diego to call the second half of the game.

Re: the one on the left...I'm impressed that Donna Summer has invented time travel.

Hell yes, maybe, Agent Zero, dear God please, maybe, hell yes.

These are chicks really aren't that great, but still
Sure, New York, Hibachi, Yes, No, NOOOO

Where the white women at?

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