Best. Super Bowl Party. Ever.

Um, I think we found our winner — and runner-up — for this year's best Super Bowl party. Seriously. If Will doesn't take a field trip to this ... well, I'll kill him. I don't care if he has a book.

Randball points us to the epic news in the Arizona Republic:

Digital Underground, Tone Loc and Young MC, rappers who struck it big in the late 1980s and early '90s, will get the party started at Dan Majerle's Three-Day Downtown EndZone Block Party at 8 p.m. Feb. 1 in front of the former Phoenix Suns player's bar and grill in downtown Phoenix. The party, along First Street between Washington and Jefferson streets, runs from 4 p.m. to 2 a.m. each day Jan. 31 through Feb. 2.

Whoa, whoa, whoa ... where's Young & Restless, Dan? C'mon! Amazingly, though, Saturday's mix-tape concert isn't even the highlight of the festivities. Behold:

Friday, former Dallas Cowboy Emmitt Smith will be on hand to help attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the "Largest Dish Ever Washed."

Of course, this'll start immediately following Tony Siragusa's dinner.

Tickets are $20 to $75 and can be purchased online here. Attendees must be 21 or older so they know who in hell the musical acts are. Word!

The Funky Humpty Bust A Medina Super Bowl Party! [Randball]
Rappers To Host Super Bowl Party At Sports Bar [The Arizona Republic]

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