About Last Night...

What you missed while listening to the best Rick Roll adaptation ever, over, and over, and over...

• NCAA Basketball: The Penn is mightier than the sword. No. 8 Spartans fall to Nittany Lions, 85-76.
• NFL: The white smoke emanates, and Art Monk is in the Hall of Fame.
• NHL: Red Wings give Bruins the boot, 3-1, for their seventh straight non-loss-or-draw game.