Over the weekend, we emailed the infamous "ampex2000," the guy who has been releasing all those amazing Chris Berman videos that are out to destroy God. We were looking for an interview. Unfortunately, Busted Coverage beat us to it. But we still talked to him anyway.
Here's the full transcription:
Have you had this videos for a long time, or did you just come across them? That is to say: Have you been sitting on them? We ask because the timing of the first one was quite savvy; it came out right during Super Bowl Week, when it would get the most exposure.
I'm sorry but I can't take credit for the first video. I was actually given that a few years ago and sat on it. When I saw it released on Youtube it triggered my memory that I had that one and some more.
We assume you've had some sort of reason to come across Berman in the past, and found him unpleasant. Is this a sort of revenge? Or just a way to show the world the way he really is?
Both. I found him to be a phony and very unprofessional. I've worked with him a few times before and did not like him. But that's just the way it is. I put up my video because now that the cat was out of the bag I thought what the heck. The public might as well know what he is really like. When talent, a producer, director, engineer is a great guy you go to all ends to help them out. But when someone is an ahole even in an air situation you let them stew and suffer whenever you can and he certainly is one that needs to be cut down a few notches.
You received any official response? Frankly, we're surprised your videos haven't been taken down.
No responses. I don't know if they can. Maybe they are fed up with him also.
Are there more coming? Are we just getting warmed up?
I posted one more last night. And if I have time I have one more that will probably piss off another announcer.












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I'm tingling with excitement. Please let it be Stuart Scott.
Ugh. What a whiny cunt.
$10 says that ampex2000 is the fabled "Leather"....
Kilborn? Not like he's doing anything right now.
This guy's like Deep Throat.
I'm taking the long shot and going with Diane Sawyer this time.
please be Linda Cohn, please be Linda Cohn
That's just stupid.
/obvious
And if I have time I have one more that will probably piss off another announcer.
The Charley Steiner nipple torture video will finally see the light of day!
I can't believe Emmit Smith can operate youtube.
Olbermann. Gotta be.
Did he win the Masters?
Come on, guys, we all know it'll be grainy footage of Dan Rather at one of R. Mexico's dogfights.
@UkraineNotWeak: I'm rooting for Salisbury.
Ahole? Ahole?
It's Clayton.
Whooop! Whooop! Whooop!
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: He can obliterate Yoohoo.
deux deux deux ♬ de dah dah dah, all I want to say to you
Looks like Dave Revsine's gonna need 250 mg of deux-deux-deux tonight.
Melissa Stark. Chris wouldn't pay for the abortion.
Well, at least we know the next one won't be Tom Mees.
@Lady Andrea: You'll be the first in NFL history.
You see, Berman? This is what happens when you stump the Schwab.
Until a couple of weeks ago, I thought all videos of Chris Berman were of him sinking 20-foot putts 10 years ago.
Jason Krause sure is a devious for a 10 year old.
Scott Van Pelt was planning on curling up with a clean chardonnay until he heard this news.
@SussDeuxDeux: Or on stage, 'jamming' with Huey Lewis and/or the News.
Good Colts, bad Colts. You never know what you're gonna get!
@Lady Andrea: My money's on Sean too.
"Look at it, Clayton! LOOK! AT! IT!"
@buttons: Ahole, Joel? In times of a sluggish economy, never mess with a man's livelihood.
@Rob Iracane:
Or catching a pass from Doug Williams.
True/False: Five minutes of TV a week actually requires a TelePrompTer.
True
False
Its gotta be Kenny Mayne eating a Jew Baby. Call it a gut feeling.
Roy Firestone getting "up close" with an intern.
Pam Ward upskirt shot revealing her package.
Maybe the next video will take Kige down a peg.
Speaking of, he's wearing a Celtics jersey (!?!?!?) in his latest video.
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Tom Mees water-skiing video.
/crosses fingers
Apparently the mystery man is a new line of extreme energy drinks.
There's a Dan Patrick/double penetration joke here somewhere.
@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes:
I just noticed it says "YouTube Sports" on Kige's paneled wall.
So was this email correspondence or a phone call? Can email correspondence be considered a conversation?
These are the things I need to know.
@The Fan's Attic: ESPN Conversation. 'Nuff said.
@Tuffy: That also answers my question of whether going to ESPN.com then headbutting my keyboard constitutes a conversation.
/the more you know
@Tuffy: We all know that isn't a really a conversation. It's just a bunch of idiots in an echo chamber.
I am ampex2000! I am ampex2000! I am ampex2000!
We are all ampex2000.
No love for hoc-key?
I'll take Melrose.
You're with me, insufferable douchetard.
@The Fan's Attic:
There's nothing etymologically about "conversation" that implies it needs to involve spoken word.
"You always hope for one Blue Jays game a year." You and me both, Berm.
I just watched this video about the pill-popping Berman smuggling contraband into the USA.
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I guess he and Rush Limbaugh have more than just girth in common.
@stealofthedraft: not to argue semantics...well, actually it is...but the definition seems to imply oral exchange of ideas/words.
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Although, maybe if you and the recipient both read your emails out loud then it could be an oral exchange of opinions.
ampex2000 is Bill Pidto.
Remember when Pidto was part of the NFL Sunday Night Crew? Now you'll find him on Satudays on ESPNews. Berman put him there. And now he shall pay.
Where's the video where Berman teaches us how to make a shiv, or how to make wine in the toilet tank?
You're with me, ampex2000
No love for winnarwinnar, chicken dinnar?
eeeeEHHhhhhhh?
I heard John Clayton cusses like a sailor.
ampex2000=Rich Eisen's revenge
This is what happens when Bermans welshes on NFL playoff bets with Hank Goldberg.
Now I know why he is coming to Winnipeg to speak in June.
I guess there will be run on deux deux deux at all the pharmacies in St. Boniface. (the Francophone part of Winnipeg) EH Chris.
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