Silly media... he wasn't heckling the gays, he was hitting on them!

Who spends New Year's Eve in Columbus?

People from Youngstown.

"I thought we were all cool until Rush Limbaugh over here started spewing his hate speech!"

"I'm not Rush Limbaugh!"

"Oh, so now you hate fat people too!"

-butchered Mallrats dialouge.

Myoplex - now in blowjob flavor

I hope they get to the bottom of this...

I see what you did there, Rick.

"I love my dead Greek son!"

"Any allegations to the contrary are either untrue or the result of misidentification."

I beleive he meant to say "anyone who says that is misremembering what happened."

@Weed Against Speed:

You were right on top of that.

@MeSoHornsby: Was his ass bleeding as well?

@Gourmet Spud: I'm 100% behind you guys.

We haven't heard much from Jason Thompson since he hit 31 home runs for the '82 Pirates. Glad to see him back in the news.

However, Columbus police said when they arrived Quinn was making out with Scott Thompson.

/Fixed

Actually, filming could take place during the season and not really conflict with Brady's schedule.

@MeSoHornsby: It's all a mis-take. They must have mis-heard, or it was mis-reported, or someone was mis-informed.

When pressed for further comment, Quinn added, "O AN HE SEXY."

When I told them to go blow me, what I really meant that I wanted them to go blow me. Behind the dumpster.
- Brady Quinn

Brady Quinn: he has a wide stance.

Jay: I still do chicks, so's not to be all the way gay. But tubby here LOVES the cock.
Brady: He sure does look insatiable.

-Butchered Jay & Silent Bob dialogue.

@Doctor Lingerie: @Gourmet Spud: @Weed Against Speed: I'm on my knees, from laughing so hard.

Guys don't make passes at guys who don't complete passes.

Huddle? What a fag.

@MattinglysSideburns: Man, that guy gets a (reach)around.

Scott Thompson, that is.

"I wasn't taunting them, I was leading them on. I'm such a tease."

Oh Will...if you spent time in Columbus you'd know that if you spend NYE in the Short North, you wil easily get laid.

Is that a skin flute he is playing in that pic.

The incident ended when the cop delivered an authoritative "OHHHH BEHAVE!"

Responding to accusations that he hurled throat yogurt at a group of men...

Fixed.

I can't wait till the Browns gets beat by the Packers.

However, Columbus police said when they arrived Quinn was arguing with 32-year-old Jason Thompson.

I seem to recall an event like that a few years ago in Texas that led to a landmark Supreme Court decision.

Aren't you glad you're not LeCharles Bentley? The guy that plays center for the Browns? Between whose ass-cheeks Gay-dy Quinn puts his hands?

@StupidAngelos: +1, good use of old Deadspin joke.

And believe it or not, Columbus is a decent city. Sure, half of Columbus still keeps cows and chickens in their backyards, but the other half is a lot of fun.

Did he ask any of the cops if they were Jewish?

Honestly, when you get as rough as Brady likes, sometimes it sounds like arguing. Honest mistake.

@Gourmet Spud: This post is dedicated to the Steelworkers of America. Keep reaching for that rainbow!

I don't get what the picture has to do with Brady Quinn or the story - must be a reference that old people would get.

@LLLB: Please check the byline, and consider removing the apostrophe from your name so that one may reply to you.

@maison bleu:

I woulda went with Brady Queer but hey that's just me.

Brady Quinn, welcome to the no-win scenario. This story is just fabulous by the way.

Brady seems more like the kind of guy to be say

"Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up."

No questioning of orientation. No siree Bob.

He was not involved in a "physical altercation". At this point pretty much anything just slides right in.

They left out of the story the part where when first approached by the police, Brady Quinn was quoted as saying "Speak to the hand."

@FThat: Yes, and clients of Silky Gerrard.

I'm sure we all have questions. Like, who spends New Year's Eve in Columbus, Ohio?

must've been hanging with the AJ Hawk; who, if i'm not mistaken, has some sort of relationship with Brady Queen's sister

@Gourmet Spud: Was that Lieutenant Dangle?

@Doyle McPoyle: +1 The fag man. The what man?

Brady does remember bleeding through in pants in 2001. And 2002, and...

@UkraineNotWeak: no but he did call someone sweet tits.

@Rob Iracane:

With Dep. Junior bringing up the rear.

Any allegations to the contrary are either untrue or the result of misidentification.

Her, maybe?

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@MidwestCoastBias:
And believe it or not, Columbus is a decent city. Sure, half of Columbus still keeps cows and chickens in their backyards, but the other half don't go to tOSU

Too easy

Rep. Barney Frank: Mr. Quinn, today or at any point in the future, would you blow me? Can I blow you? How about just some ass play?

Quinn was about to go on his way home, but his friends were still hurling insults at the club patrons, and he just didn't want to leave his buddies behind.

Q: In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

/I'm here all week