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You surely remember the monstrosity (and potential extinctive agent for humanity as a whole) that was the Jason Taylor Robot. (It responds to visual stimulation! Ack!) Well, the real life version — as much as a "real life version" can exist — is about to be cutting a proverbial rug.

Following in the clomping, shambling "steps" of Mark Cuban, Kenny Mayne and Emmitt Smith, Taylor will be on next year's Dancing With The Stars.

USA Today has the full list, which includes Monica Seles, Kristi Yamaguchi and Simmons buddy Adam Carrola. As long as someone makes this facial expression, we'll be happy.

Jason Taylor To Be On Dancing With The Stars [Sports By Brooks]