We're not sure what much more we can add to this photo of Nationals general manager Jim Bowden riding a Segway around the team's spring training.

Can you imagine a less inspiring sight as a Major League Baseball player than looking up, while stretching out a muscle that's going to inevitably snap by the end of the season, and seeing this schmuck peering down at you over the dash of a Segway? We do hope that someone tested Bowden's breath before getting on that thing.

There Are No Words [Nationals Enquirer]
The Dueling Bowden Mug Shots [Deadspin]

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