could McKinnie be the 1st two-time inductee into the DHoF. Like how John Wooden and Lenny Wilkens are in the basketball one as both players and coach. Big Bryant could make it as part of the team and as an individual.

It's surprising that the Marine Corps hasn't revoked that uniform yet.

Yes, McKinnie

/Jungle Fever

Giving oral sex to a hooker...better to stick your head in a trash can and go, "Mmmmm"

Are we sure that's not actually Xzibit in that photo?

What do Bryant McKinnie and John Cena have in common?

They're both fake Marines.

In related news, Bernie Mac has reported his Marine Corps jacket stolen.

McKinnie was easy to spot on the bus full of NYC retirees.

@Crookednose:
or as Ron White would say

"Things that make you go bleeehhhhh!"

That Bryant McKinnie. Always with the yelling of obscenities.

Unfortunately B-Mac's troubles were extended when he realized the vehicle he jumped into was actually the BangBus.

@HugsFromHarold: Rock and Roll HoF analogy: Lennon, McCartney or Harrison - Beatles

This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for figthing, this is gonna fall off soon because I banged a hooker.

but, as per the bartender's request, mr. mckinnie was kind enough to place several coasters underneath the naked woman's ass

The bus wasn't moving anyway since McKinnie wasn't behind the yellow line.

"Don't make me tap the sign."

I'm just glad our boy Smoot wasn't involved. I guess he had both of his hands full.

Boats, buses... I'm looking forward to seeing him get into some hijinx on a dirigible.

I smell a remake of Speed.

All that's left now is for him to get caught selling coke on a train. Then he'll have completed the Gordie Howe Hat Trick - "Crimes in Vehicles" Version.

McKunnillingus needs to understand that is not kosher to serve the servants.

The only way this story could have been better is if the crowd he was surrounded by were the hookers from the Vikings' love boat.

@Camp Tiger Claw: The only way he could top his crimes thus far is if he got into some kind of trouble involving drugs, hookers, and a zeppelin.

I wonder if among the obscenities being shouted, McKinnie was calling everyone faggots because Brady Quinn is looking for some new friends to hang out with.

Sounds like a fun boat ride, no?

Yes, Herpes Magnet

From what I know of Bryant McKinnie, No and No.

I'm sure it was all a big misunderstanding...

Eh, Benjy says it's safe, as long as you use a piece of plastic cookie wrapper between you and her...

Looking back at the report on Deadspin from 2005, it's amazing how few comments there are for such an event.

I never knew Martin Lawrence was in the military.

@LeagueofShadows: Commenting grew at an exponential rate. The other day I was bored and re-visited the original Carl Monday thread for laughs, and people were excited about breaking the 200-comment barrier for the first time.

@LeagueofShadows: More 'spinners surfing from work now? Or, more 'spinners unemployed now?

@LeagueofShadows: Because there were a lot fewer commenters then, because you had to earn your way (i.e. somehow convince Will to approve you) into a commenter slot.

And whatever you do -- don't let your fuck lion loose on your sex boat, or else you'll have to hit the escape bus lickety split.

Bryant McKinnie is the Mikey of the NFL. He'll eat anything.

@UkraineNotWeak: what do you do McKinnie? WHAT DO YOU DO?

So I'm fighting Bryant McKinnie off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.

You kept making all the stops?

Well, they kept ringing the bell!

"in the middle of a large crowd, throwing punches and again yelling obscenities - Police told McKinnie to stop. He refused and boarded a bus."

So he continued to yell obscenities & throw punches once he boarded the bus? John Rocker wishes he thought of that.

@LeagueofShadows: Iracane loosened up the commenting privilage criteria.

Before: Do you have a blog?

After: Do you have a pulse?

The few. The proud. The Sex Boat Vikings.

@Jefferson Short Bus: Chicks - McKinnie tested, Smoot approved.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

Before: Dany Heatley Speedwagon makes funny comments

After: Dany Heatley Speedwagon is banned

It was Miami, so was it the Venga Bus?

@LeagueofShadows: Back then, it took more than 5 minutes for one's comment to actually appear so there was less conversation and more funny.

@Its The Beer Talking: A smiling sun puts two scoops of chlamydia into each sex boat hooker.

@Rob Iracane: +1... I think I just got served. Are YOU eligible for comments of the fortnight?

His escape plan was thwarted once he realized he'd used all of his singles earlier that evening.

Lee Harvey Oswald tried to flee on a city bus too, and that didn't work out so well for him.

@Ray: You must be Batman!

I want to be a professional athlete so fucking bad

Those guys have us so much enjoyment indeed.

If only Kramer were driving that bus.

@Ray: Wow am I late.

Bus better than a boat? Clearly you have not seen the sheer awesomeness that was Speed 2: Cruise Control.

All I know is that Bryant McKinnie is probably a worse protagonist than Keanu Reeves for the sequel "Speed Reading".