Gus Johnson is calling the Marquette-G'town game. I wish he would do play-by-play for my life.

I'm back from watching the Syracuse/Pitt game. All I can say is:

AAAAARRRGHHH!!!!!!! MOTHERF##### HOW DID WE BLOW THAT GAME!!!!! SH##F###!!!!!AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

@DizzyDee: it could be awkward during sexy time, but otherwise...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled posts about teams that you care about.

We're going all the way back to the Globetrotters post?

@DizzyDee: Settle down simmons.

Personally, I would prefer noone play-by-play my life. I dont need to hear some old guy complain every time I rub one out.

Jesus Christ Texas A&M Oklahoma is the most shitastically sloppy game I've seen all year, and that includes a few Ivy League games.

@chilltown:

Did you see the SU/Pitt game? See my commentary above.

@Signal to Noise: If by "awkward" you mean "TOTALLY AWESOME", yes. Gus Johnson should alert the neighborhood that I'm driving the lane for the finger roll.

Gus Johnson should alert the neighborhood that I'm driving the lane for the finger roll.

That's the strangest term for masturbating with a cantaloupe that I've ever heard.

That logo would be better if it only had one of those beefy arms as well as some consummate V's.

I said consummate V's! Consummate!

Moar unexpected MAC commentary!!!

Speaking of commentary, count me in with DizzyDee.

@DizzyDee:
It's a perfect game for Gus Johnson to call. I have counted at least 3 voice cracks so far during the 2nd half!

@UkraineNotWeak: '

That's roughly what I posted on another forum I'm on.

#### #### YOU HOW DO YOU BLOW THAT #### GAME, SYRACUSE???!

Went to one, graduated from the other. Can't really complain.

Wait, yes I can- Kent will still crush them in the MAC tourney, Suss.