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George W. Bush is scheduled to throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game on Sunday ... to a suspected steroid user who was mentioned 37 times in the Mitchell Report. [SportsbyBrooks]
5:30 PM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Rick
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"Heck of a job, Paulie!!"
Well, Laura HAS been looking kinda buff lately.
Fool me once...shame...shame on you...fool me twice........you can't get fooled again!
Knowing Bush, he'll have a huge banner celebrating a "Pitch Accomplished" but will botch the throw when he gets to the mound.
He is then going straight over to act as a judge in the County Fair, where he will inadvertently choose a child molester's jam.
"child molester's jam"
Rock and Roll Part II?
@Suss--: Beat It?
@Weed Against Speed:
Trapped in the Closet?
Rather than handing Dubya the baseball LoDuca can hand him a pen to sign his pardon.
This is like when the headlining band brings along a shitty opening band just to make themselves look not quite as bad as that.
Barbara Bush (41's wife, not 43's daughter) should throw out the first pitch.
She can kick Lo Duca's ass.
/Lil' Bush'd
@Gourmet Spud: Come Holy Ghost?
/just stamped my one-way ticket to Hell
George Bush's pitch will inevitably have a parabolic resemblence to his approval rating. Or did I just blow your mind?
Is Bush's phone TOAST as well?
@Weed Against Speed:
Born to Run?
/just ensured I could never go back to hell i.e. New Jersey
@Gourmet Spud: Vice Principal R. Iracane won't be too pleased about that.
@GrinNBarrette: Thanks, Prez! Call me if you need anything!
"What about the Mitchell report Mr. Pres...Ooh, whoa, I'm driving, I almost got hit by a car!"
Weren't a bunch of Bush's players on the 'roids when he owned the team anyway?
Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, Miguel Tejada, Slammin Sammy Sosa.
/paranoid liberal conspiracy theory.
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