On Friday, Gawker received an email from the editor of femalemuscle.com, who is on the look out for a full-time blogger to take make "femalemuscle.com into the Gawker of her genre." Well, knowing that there are a few of you out there who are sports blog hobbyists looking to go pro, it only seemed natural that we pass it along. You can get the details over here.

After briefly scanning through some of the site's previous entries, it's obvious that some of you clever wordsmiths could do wonders with posts like "Asian Muscle Part Two" or "Pure Canadian Muscle: Autumn Rady"

And, maybe, if you're lucky you could branch out into some of the other sites, like "Shemuscle.com" and "Girlsgotlegs.com" , which are guaranteed to haunt your dreams for all eternity.

So, if you've been searching for that unique opportunity that would combine your love of blogging with your love of, oh, nude ladies with calve muscles the size of a baby's head, then this is perfect.

Editor Lori Braun says the perfect candidate will be able to churn out 5-6 posts per day, be creative, and can be of any particlar sexual orientation. She says you don't have to be a lesbian. It's not even preferred! In fact, most of the women who are featured on her site(s) are surprisingly straight as a ruler. So, straight hetero males interested in fitness and/or making fun remarks or just ogling sporty celebrities or females who have overly-defined musculature are welcome. (Paging, Christmas Ape...)

Interested parties should email editor Lori . Immediately.

WTF [Gawker]

(Photo: Shemuscle.com)

5:15 PM on Mon Apr 21 2008
By DAULERIO
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cowbell204 at 05:34 PM on 04/21/08
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O AN SHE SEXY
pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at at 05:34 PM on 04/21/08
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at long last, Fleshbot has an arch-nemesis...
supermike5alive at 05:35 PM on 04/21/08
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I'M GONNA START A SPORTS BLOG!!!

watch out, world!
44 in a Row at 05:36 PM on 04/21/08
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NO.
Chief Wahoo at 05:37 PM on 04/21/08
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I see your femalemuscle and raise you this years NYC Golden Gloves Womens Heavyweight Champion:

[www.flickr.com]
Camp Tiger Claw at 05:37 PM on 04/21/08
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Dear Lori,

I have no interest in the position, but could you open this jar of pickles for me? I can't get it to budge.

Thanks,
CTC
Weed Against Speed at 05:37 PM on 04/21/08
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femalemuscle.com should just cut to the chase and change its name to ladypenis.com.
ASox at 05:38 PM on 04/21/08
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I'm confused ..this isn't exactly gay porn, but it's pretty damn close.
Juancho at 05:38 PM on 04/21/08
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No. Never sex a lady who can break you in half.
Barry Lutz at 05:38 PM on 04/21/08
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You think anybody thinks Daulerio's a failure because he goes home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
7th Floor King Dingaling at 05:38 PM on 04/21/08
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Thanks for that AJ. Now I have to spend the next 48 straight hours looking at porn so I don't have permanent erectile dysfunction
TheLou-Do at 05:38 PM on 04/21/08
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It's ok, she can only sense through movement, so everyone stay perfectly still.
Its The Beer Talking at 05:39 PM on 04/21/08
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I always wondered what WWE's Batista would look like as a woman.

Oh wait, replace the word "always" with "never".
Slothrop at 05:39 PM on 04/21/08
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Do they pay dental?
Secret Identity at 05:40 PM on 04/21/08
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She has man hands!

/for starters
Carlton_Whitfield at 05:40 PM on 04/21/08
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Lori SMASH competing blogs!
Peter Cavan at 05:41 PM on 04/21/08
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Why is she posing in an office? And shouldn't she be lifting that file cabinet instead of draping herself over the chair?
Weed Against Speed at 05:42 PM on 04/21/08
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Does she like cats?
Sherrill-Theory at 05:42 PM on 04/21/08
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She just vaulted into the top-5 of the Raiders' draft board.
1980 David Bowie From... at 05:42 PM on 04/21/08
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You couldn't just stop at Danica and let us have sweet dreams?
$Image of Brazil Thrill\'s Shot Was Blocked By KG$ Brazil Thrill's Shot... at 05:43 PM on 04/21/08
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Yes.

...What? Why's everyone looking at me like that?
CIALIS COOPER at 05:43 PM on 04/21/08
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@Peter Cavan: Me thinks someone just jammed up the stapler again.
Fawn Liebowitz at 05:44 PM on 04/21/08
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Christ that looks photoshopped...

Plus, nice lyrical tag, btw
Carlton_Whitfield at 05:44 PM on 04/21/08
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@Peter Cavan: Maybe the scale models behind her are supposed to project a Godzilla motif?
gunga galunga gunga -... at 05:45 PM on 04/21/08
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She's not Lori Braun! She's RAY FINKLE! She's a man!
Juancho at 05:46 PM on 04/21/08
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@Chief Wahoo: Bro, I need a ruling.
ImAManImForty at 05:47 PM on 04/21/08
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Nice face....butter body.
Chief Wahoo at 05:49 PM on 04/21/08
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@Juancho: My man, that is beyond a yes and into "absolutely" territory. Just don't let her hurt you in bed. Too much.
Herbies_Wingman at 05:49 PM on 04/21/08
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I wouldn't fuck her with your dick
Juancho at 06:02 PM on 04/21/08
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@Chief Wahoo: You've heard about her, no?
Carson at 06:04 PM on 04/21/08
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@Herbies_Wingman: No, but she might do you with hers.
stash3630 at 06:04 PM on 04/21/08
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...not to mention Lori's borther Lloyd was responsible for the name tag fiasco.
Ladies love Fennis at 06:17 PM on 04/21/08
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Great. Now my office isn't going to fire me but instead send me to inpatient counseling.
Silky John-STON! at 06:20 PM on 04/21/08
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Sometimes Deadspin makes me happy... like Leinart with coeds picture days. Other times it makes me sad, like athlete junk/shemale flexing days.

/maybe just has a case of the Mondays
supermike5alive at 06:30 PM on 04/21/08
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@Carlton_Whitfield: i would like to say this is a funny comment and add a point to your point total. winner.
Chief Wahoo at 06:30 PM on 04/21/08
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@Juancho: No, don't know who that is.
thefuseproject at 06:33 PM on 04/21/08
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"These dudes are JACKED!!"

(looks again)

"Oh, oh, that's just not right."
LeagueofShadows at 06:34 PM on 04/21/08
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WHO WANTS TO SEX ME UP!!!
thefuseproject at 06:34 PM on 04/21/08
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"Ladies Night" on Ninja Warrior again!
DwayneBoweCoalition at 07:04 PM on 04/21/08
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Oh man, I can't wait to have one of those ladies break my dick.
iHaveaRagingTebowner at 08:01 PM on 04/21/08
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Horry Kow!
LeagueofShadows at 08:51 PM on 04/21/08
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Me want SNU SNU!
blastitbiggs at 09:59 PM on 04/21/08
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Man, I'm so sorry I found that one picture on her site.
FriendsLikeJimRome at 09:13 AM on 04/22/08
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Mmm...mam is that a pickle in your pocket? Oh, those shorts don't have pockets...
Chamomiles Davis at 09:58 AM on 04/22/08
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Editor Lori Braun says the perfect candidate will be able to churn out 5-6 posts per day

The only thing churning 5-6 times per day would be my stomach.
PreciousBodilyFluids at 10:50 AM on 04/22/08
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Is she my secretary, or can I get someone a little less...terrifying?