You know, I really thought we'd all be able to wipe that image out of our minds this weekend.

And "We're going to spend the weekend Buzz Bissinger could kill us" is not a sentence.

Welcome to Damn, Unsexed Assholes Nitpick.

Christmas Tunison - she's new!

WELCOME!!!

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Hiya! How's it going?

Tunison >>> Turducken.

@supermike5alive: You drinkin' tonight?

@notthequarterback: yes i am... so far i have had a bombay sapphire martini (extra dry, extra cold, straight up with olives and a lil' dirty) and two Blue Moons, as well as healthy sips of the Supergirl's Malbec.

currently in front of me is a jack and coke. i'm supposed to be saving up to go out, but the girl and i may just make wet, sloppy set around my apartment and watch dvr'd Lost instead.

what do you think?

wet, sloppy SEX!!!! not "set"

wow legit buzzed!

i must be getting old. not Chief Wahoo old, but maybe 1/2 his age...

I think I should not be watching this game. 3-0 Rangers. Sean Avery can eat a bag of dicks.

@supermike5alive: I saw a gin and tonic today and realized I hadn't had that in awhile, so that might be the flavor of choice.

Then again, it's like pea soup round these parts and I feel like I'm about to pass out.

I'd love to take the Jack and Coke off your hands while you make that phat booty bounce.

Well fuck. Bryd's giving up gophers. Eh. I'm somewhat toasted, and Dr. Who comes on at 9, so there's that.

Cockknockerhimself, following Mr. Clutch.

3-nil

WHOOOOOOO Riot RBI dubba. 2-1 now.

@notthequarterback: i bought a 1.75 handle of jack, but only a small bottle of pepsi. retard!

if you have more pepsi - and can hold a camera steady - you're welcome to it.

Damn it. Will gets to meet Braylon. I mean, how cool is that. Braylon, man, Braylon!

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@supermike5alive: After a buzz, Jack on ice works just as well as sodee pop. I can hold a camera but perhaps the guy you party with is better off with the camera.

RIOT TRIES TO STEAL THIRD AND EVEN SANTO KNOWS THAT'S WE-TODD-DID.

This team just refuses to not give me a heart attack.

BTW, why are you typing to us when you could be fornicating with a big round booty right now???

@Yostal: You hear about Mario's Wonderlic score? Maybe he would have been better off wearing #1 after all...easier to remember and all that.

@notthequarterback: He has a strange idea of what constitutes foreplay?

That wasn't just an instant replay, was it?

2 quick goals and it's 3-2. Maybe I'll keep watching.

Wow and the pens are back in this.

@notthequarterback: I had not, but I am trying very hard to feign surprise. That said, man could catch the ball.

i'm just taking a break after "dinner" (duck confit, handcut fries, crab and avacado "dragon", grilled wild mushrooms) before getting the party started back up... you have me for 10 more minutes.

you have to warm up a ripe bottom like that, you can just jump on it cold!

(that's not REALLY the Supergirl in my avatar, sorry.)

@Peter Cavan: We got a hockey game...

oop.. gotta go, have a nice weekend, y'alls....

GO CELTICS!!!!!!!!

@supermike5alive: That's not her???????????

Lame.

You know, the Bad One just made a really good point: My meeting Braylon would result in basically this:

Yostal: "Hey, remember that 2004 game against MSU? That- that was great. You were awesome."
/looks at shoes

@Yostal: It's OK, you're doing fine.

@Yostal: Are you Chris Farley?

Chris: Remember when you were in the Beatles?

Paul: Yes.

Chris: That was awesome!

(crickets)

@Peter Cavan:
Having actually met Jeff Daniels and spoken to him for about five minutes, I did not devolve into that and he was a really nice guy. It did help that we were talking about Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, but yeah...

@thefuseproject: No, but on my work ID, I have replaced my photo with one of Drew Carey and it took 18 months for anyone to notice.

@thefuseproject: Heh. Ya know, I never really liked Chris Farley all that much, but I'll always regret not going into Manhattan to get him to sign a copy of Zagat's for me. I still get shit about that skit.

Newsflash: Julio Lugo is not Ozzie Smith.

Hell, he's not even Roger Dorn.

@longefellowes: Wow, I'd TOTALLY forgotten about that! It was with Sandler as his wife, right? I remember them NEVER being able to keep it together during any of those skits.

@thetaxman: I have a feeling they will unload him if they can- Jed Lowrie anyone?!

Herrooooo

What time does the draft start tomorrow?

Well. The Tribe decided to show up and play ball after all. I'm not actually expecting this to last, mind you, but I'll enjoy it while it's here.

@thefuseproject: Not quite, Chris played Bev, Sandler played the husband Hank. Thank GAWD I don't look at all like Farley. I'd really never hear the end of it, LOL.

@Lizabelle:'lo! How's things?

FUCKING A. Go back to sleep, Tribe. Now. Scram!

@thefuseproject: Alex Gonzalez, Orlando Cabrera and Edgar Renteria would have worked fine as well.

Oh wait.

Let's hope the Pens can come back without me. I'm out for the evening. Happy Friday!

Reggie Evans is my savior. He's like Sal Fasano but better!

Pettite is going to strain his neck looking back over his shoulder this often.

@thetaxman: Even No-MAH might have done better.

I'll always be a Rick Burleson man, though, 'cause I'm old.

I wish Nate would grow the beard or at least the goatee back

The Pistons are getting their lunch handed to them by the Sixers tonight. You know things are bad when Reggie Evans outplays your entire squad during his limited minutes.

Ugh. Tribe bullpen time.
/looks around for more booze

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: Once again Cole Hamels and Steve Downie must step down, Reggie Evans is the balls.

Byrd is going to get the same injury.

@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: It would be nice to actually see the Pistons show evidence of caring. I mean, besides Rip and Tay. Criminy.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I agree, but looking at him in the dugout, I think it's on its way. Maybe he's growing a Red Wings playoff beard.

@thefuseproject: I go back about as far as Alfredo Griffin.

/Jays fan as a kid