• In Progress — NBA: Boston Celtics vs. Atlanta Hawks. Mike Woodson tried to get excited for Game Seven, but he's just so steamed about that Rookie of the Year vote. [ABC]
• 2:00 — NHL: Pittsburgh Penguins vs. New York Rangers. Can the Penguins close them out? Are you still reading? [NBC]
• 3:00 — PGA: Wachovia Championship, Final Round. Anthony Kim is your leader. [CBS]
• 3:30 — NBA: Los Angeles Lakers vs. Utah Jazz. The best series of the second round? Sure, why not? [ABC]
• 4:00 — MLB: Arizona Diamondbacks vs. New York Mets. Mr. Met is insatiable. [TBS]
• 4:00 — LPGA: SemGroup Championship, Final Round. Paula Creamer is your leader. [ESPN2]

1:02 PM on Sun May 4 2008
By Unsilent Majority
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Send It In, Jerome! at 01:07 PM on 05/04/08
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Paula Creamer can lead me anywhere.
J-No at 01:09 PM on 05/04/08
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Chicks dig the big ball?
hebmskebm at 01:13 PM on 05/04/08
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The azn looks like she sees the Cloverfield monster heading their way. Either that, or John Daly coming to cockblock Mr. Met.
Secret Identity at 01:17 PM on 05/04/08
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@J-No:

John Kruk hopes so.
supermike5alive at 01:21 PM on 05/04/08
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construda sighting at the celtics game!

what's an "azn"?
UkraineNotWeak at 01:22 PM on 05/04/08
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@Send It In, Jerome!:

Paula Creamer loves the pink.
UkraineNotWeak at 01:23 PM on 05/04/08
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@supermike5alive:

Asian.
supermike5alive at 01:26 PM on 05/04/08
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@UkraineNotWeak: oh yes, an azn! from aza!

ray allen you are turning into a liability...
supermike5alive at 01:28 PM on 05/04/08
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zaza is a goon
FirstDerivative at 01:29 PM on 05/04/08
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If the Rangers send the series back to the Garden, they are only down one game!!!
-DaRealBxBomba
Innings Eater at 01:32 PM on 05/04/08
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Everybody knows Mr. Met is gay. Except for Mrs. Met.
Len Bias Cocaine Surplus at 01:32 PM on 05/04/08
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Kendrick Perkins is in fact drinking the Hawks milkshake.
44 in a Row at 01:33 PM on 05/04/08
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Oh, how I missed these pictures. Mr. Met is a playa.
FirstDerivative at 01:34 PM on 05/04/08
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@Innings Eater: Mr Met refuses to be defined in simple " Straight/Gay" characteristics. He's wonderfully ambiguous.
UkraineNotWeak at 01:36 PM on 05/04/08
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Mr. Met will search out any glory hole he can find.
Yostal at 01:37 PM on 05/04/08
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@FirstDerivative: Like Sophie B. Hawkins, he considers himself "omnisexual."
UkraineNotWeak at 01:52 PM on 05/04/08
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This one is getting ugly early.
Brazil Thrill at 01:57 PM on 05/04/08
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Ugh... if we could somehow convince Allen and Cassell to shoot on every possession, we could mount a quick comeback on this one.
Disgruntled Goat at 02:06 PM on 05/04/08
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Damn, Mr. Met, you bitches.
kayceebk at 02:44 PM on 05/04/08
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@Yostal: Or like Freddie Mercury, trysexual (as in "I'll try anything once!")
supermike5alive at 03:18 PM on 05/04/08
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@Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: there's still a chance...

that the power goes out or there's a flood or a backboard breaks or something.
Brazil Thrill at 04:03 PM on 05/04/08
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@supermike5alive: Screen name has been officially changed, by the way.
RachelRayIsTheDevil at 04:37 PM on 05/04/08
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@Send It In, Jerome!: Creamer is overrated. I'd like to get snuggly with Ye Jong Ling Yo Kim . She's smokin.
supermike5alive at 06:01 PM on 05/04/08
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@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: i see that now.

i've never seen two teams BOTH play such jekyll and hyde on the home and road games.
Brazil Thrill at 06:47 PM on 05/04/08
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@supermike5alive: Yup, that was a home-cooking series all the way. It's like both teams were trying to cut the cost of travel so they actually let stunt doubles play the road games.
$Image of josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris\'s sack-dance for you$ josereyes.theroof... at 09:01 PM on 05/04/08
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From picture, above:

No, Yes, Yes (for the story), Requires further study before decision can be rendered, Hell yes.

(Shades, too, of my verdict on the Get Smart standee at my part-time cinema job. It goes The Rock, Anne Hathaway, Carell, Alan Arkin, & I say, "Yes (for the story), Hell yes (twice), Dude, Dude".)