If you don't properly fumigate for Red Sox fans, they'll show up in droves at your stadium. Take cautionary measures, people. That was the case last night at Camden Yards, as the vermin all packed in for a chance to see Manny Ramirez's 500th homaaaahhh. And the high-fivin' one came through. One guy at least was excited enough to execute a somersault on the Sawx dugout. I'm kind of surprised Manny didn't join him.

Seriously, I don't think the reaction was that raucous during Cal's 2131 game, and that's when people still went to see the Orioles, and not just to protest. I suppose that's what happens when you play Whitney Houston as a guy takes a ceremonial lap around the park.

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