You just knew after those Tim Donaghy accusations this week, that people were gonna go back into any previous playoff game, scrutinize the calls, and document them. And lo, The World Of Isaac digs up the first of what should be several tinfoily arguments about how NBA referees swung the money line the other way, thereby keeping the freemasons in power so they can gouge the world's gas prices and spend the profits on technology to give alligators the ability to fly and breathe fire.

Excuse me, someone's at my door. I wasn't expecting anyo...

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