Deadspin

  • Deadspin
  • nfl
  • mlb
Profile logout login
Your Blizzard-Proof Biggest Mailbag Ever

Your Blizzard-Proof Biggest Mailbag Ever #ballsdeep #openmailbagtuesday

I Was There: "... And This Couple Starts Having Sex In The Window Of The Bar"

I Was There: "... And This Couple Starts Having Sex In The Window Of The Bar" #iwasthere #superbowlxliv

Well, We Found Longhorn Girl

Well, We Found Longhorn Girl #deadspiniteam #longhorngirl

Your Inaugural A*HOLE BOSS DIGEST

Your Inaugural A*HOLE BOSS DIGEST #ballsdeep #assholebossdigest

The Lone Wolf Goes To China

The Lone Wolf Goes To China #stephonmarbury #chinesebasketballa

The One Where A Former NFL Assistant Coach Lets Us Know He's Not, In Fact, This Scantily Clad Woman

The One Where A Former NFL Assistant Coach Lets Us Know He's Not, In Fact, This Scantily Clad Woman #deletedscenes #deadspindeletedsce

Dead Wrestler Of The Week: "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig

Dead Wrestler Of The Week: "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig #rip #deadwrestlerofthew

Deadspin

FAQ. Include # before tag:
#iwasthere, #mediameltdowns, #duan, #tips, etc.

New York, 11:40 AM
Wed Feb 10
23 posts in the last 24 hours

Deadspin team

Tip your editors:


Editor:
AJ Daulerio
| Twitter

Senior Editor:
Tommy Craggs
| Twitter

Senior Writer:
Dashiell Bennett
| Twitter

Nights/Weekends:
Barry Petchesky
| Twitter

Balls Deep:
Drew Magary
| Twitter

Emeritus:
Will Leitch
| Twitter

Comments:
Comment Ninja Squadron

SUBSCRIBE TO DEADSPIN RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
919 Subscribers


Please confirm your birth date:

Please enter a valid date
Please enter your full birth year
This content is restricted.

Paul Pierce Is One DUI Away From Becoming Carmelo Anthony

Come on. It's the NBA Finals. Only two teams should be relevant at this point. And since you can't walk three steps without sniffing the history of the Lakers-Celtics rivalry, you'd hope that someone would talk a little jive toward the other. It probably wouldn't be sportsmanlike, but it's definitely something we all want to hear. Paul Pierce will probably defer the trash talking, since it's what Jesus would do, but he's got no problem sending it the way of players whose seasons are long done.

Yesterday Pierce was asked what the difference was between Carmelo Anthony and himself. His answer: "I've never gotten a DUI."

Hilarious! Good. Now use that sass and aim it toward the Lakers. They're on the ropes. You're one game away from a championship. Go for the kill! Because shots at Carmelo, at this point in history, are like easier than the ones defended by Sasha Vujacic. See? That's how easy it is. Feel free to use that one before tonight's game.

Pierce-ing Words For Melo [Edmonton Sun]


Contact information for this author is not available.


Upload an image | Add an image URL ×
×
×
Choose a file to upload:
×
Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
Loading comments ... -/|\
Earlier discussions Paging in progress... | Other discussions | Show all discussions | Show featured discussions only | Expand all replies Hide all replies
Start a new discussion
By Matt Sussman
Jun 15, 2008 12:00 PM 5 visitors11,896 14
Edit » Set to Draft » Invite » Syndicate »

Syndicate this post


Site:
Mode:

sending request
cancel
more about #paulpierce
Caron Butler Is A Gentle, Thoughtful Lover But Only With Paul Pierce
Sheed And The Truth Get Into Cosplay
Chris Bosh's Groin Is Probably Sore Today
read more: #nbafinals, #paulpierce, #carmeloanthony, #nba
 
  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Deadspin account.

Sign up here.



Send An Invitation

To invite commenters to this page, paste in a list of comma-separated email addresses, and then select send invites.

Please enter at least one email address.
Please use valid email addresses.
Please use unique email addresses.
Please enter fewer addresses.
requesting invites

Send a link

Send a link to this post 'Paul Pierce Is One DUI Away From Becoming Carmelo Anthony' via email:

Please enter your name.
Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your recipient's email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your message.
Sending message