One of the first, and definitely one of the most enjoyable, community project we tried around these parts was the rundown of scoreboard races for every professional baseball team. (Which of course led to this genius.

Well, apparently, the Toledo Mud Hens have a race between characters based off famous Toledo residence. Henceforth, "Jamie Farrmadillo," "Kitty Holmes" and "Jim Flealand". That picture above is Jim Leyland with his flea namesake. We suppose it's rude to have a mascot smoking a cigarette.

Nice to know Jamie Farr's still alive, though.

The Somewhat Amazing Race [Ben's Biz Blog]

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