• Ocho Contrite-o: Big day for Cincinnati Bengals apologizing to Ohioans. Wide receiver Chad Johnson steps up to the mic: "I hope the fans understand it's a business. I love them to death. Some of the things I've done for them throughout the years, everything I do is for them. I do apologize. I'm back. I'm going to give a double-dose of Chad." [Shutdown Corner]

• Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!: Estelle Getty, star of "The Golden Girls," has succumbed to, well, being a Golden Girl.[Radar]

• Jayson Stark loves his baseball: The ESPN's authoritative baseball geek waxes about all things seam-heady and gives the rundown on why Joe Morgan was a no-show at the All-Star introductions. [OnTheDL]

• Big Ben's got himself a pimp pool: Supposedly, these are photos of the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback's new outdoor retreat, replete with #7 on the bottom. The pictures absolutely suck ass, sadly. [Sean Ramblings]

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