• Chad Johnson has left the planet: Apparently, this is for real. "I just called the Broward County (Fla.) Court Clerk and Chad Johnson is no longer. Officially, legally, yesterday, his name was changed to Chad Ocho Cinco." [LOTD]

• Stupid hurricanes: "The LSU Appalachian State football game is now scheduled for 10 a.m. Saturday, LSU and governor’s office officials decided today." [AppFan]

• What about Ben?: The fate of Chicago Bulls' guard Ben Gordon still remains a mystery. [ChicagoBull]

• Labor Day weekend California beach volleyball ogling: It is the last weekend of the summer kind of...[LAist]

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