Afternoon Blogdome: He's Officially, Legally Insane Now

• Chad Johnson has left the planet: Apparently, this is for real. "I just called the Broward County (Fla.) Court Clerk and Chad Johnson is no longer. Officially, legally, yesterday, his name was changed to Chad Ocho Cinco." [ LOTD] • Stupid hurricanes: "The LSU Appalachian State football game is now scheduled for 10 a.m. Saturday, LSU and governor’s office officials decided today." [ AppFan] • What about Ben?: The fate of Chicago Bulls' guard Ben Gordon still remains a mystery. [ ChicagoBull] • Labor Day weekend California beach volleyball ogling: It is the last weekend of the summer kind of...[ LAist]