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The only catch is that you have to fill out a request form. Of course the form requires you to answer a few pressing questions. Such as, "What do you want the Song Girls to do?" I'm sure you can manage that. In fact, there's a good chance you were thinking of what you'd like the Song Girls to do, before you knew you could get the Song Girls to do anything at all. Careful though, there's a Dr. in charge of approving your requests—Dr. Justine Gilman.
Event planning in Southern California just got a whole lot more interesting. Can you also rent the UCLA cheerleaders? If so, I've got some...ideas for them too.
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The perfect party favor: Rent a USC Song Girl [Busted Coverage]
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